He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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