omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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