grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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