She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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