I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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