That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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