you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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