so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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