windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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