Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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