Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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