Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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