were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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