So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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