I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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