Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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