No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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