I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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