It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Everyone says I win the strip club
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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