Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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