So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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