Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need to calm my uterus...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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