Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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