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• (443): View more from Maryland

  when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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• (806): View more from Texas

  He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

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  I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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• (925): View more from California

  you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.

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