Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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