you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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