hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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