Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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