What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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