whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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