I want to stick my p in your. b.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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