Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
where am i from again
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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