Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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