There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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