kristin has been a bad kristin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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