I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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