I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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