So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
