Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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