Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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