How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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