Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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