I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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