we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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