Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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