I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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