No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
