the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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