if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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