I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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