Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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