North Korea, Best Korea!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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