I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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