A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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