Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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