found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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