just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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